Free association

Free association , the workings of the inside of my warped and twisted logic
this is No 127 from Lunanina

1. Do-it-yourself:: SEX for one
   
2. Pickpocket:: Fagin ( you've got to pick a pocket or twooooooo)
   
3. Ballet:: tights ( you know the male ballet dancers who look like they have a power drill down theirs)
   
4. Resumé:: The american name for a document containing lies, exaggerations and a list of hobbies you think make you look interesting
   
5. Phenom:: Spidermans arch rival ( sorry I couldnt resist, but it does sound like it doesnt it?)
   
6. Love/Hate:: Relationships tut
   
7. Unusual:: Out of the ordinary, different, interesting
   
8. Intense:: Pressure
   
9. Interruption:: An infuriating fact of life
   
10. Not enough:: Time, hours in the day OR Please sir can I have some more

Hmmm reading these back I seem to have developed a bit of an Oliver compulsion