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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Doris over at Grans on bran got me thinking with her post about phone boxes.
I can remember when my Dad told us all if the next phone bill wasnt smaller then he was fitting a lock to the phone. So when the next bill came we were all prepared for the lock to be fitted
We had a trim phone


and not to disappoint us Dad sent the lock home with Mum with instructions to fit it straight away.
The lock was fitted but the hilarious thing was mum fitted it in the zero which meant you could still turn the whole dial round it took about a week for Dad to realise and fit it properly in the number one.
I dont know how we found out but someone must have told us that you could tap the lever that disconnected the call when you put the phone down, so we did that everytime we needed to use the phone. It was a case of tap it once for 1 twice for 2 and so on up to ten for a zero. It would have been easy if everyones number was 1111111 but when you tried to tap out a nine or a zero it got quite a bit more difficult which resulted in lots of wrong numbers each time we tried it. The best part of this was the look on Dads face when the next bill came and it was more than the last one! so of course we then blamed Dad for running up the phone bill.
Needless to say he took the lock off.

10 Comments:

  • At Wed Jun 22, 12:49:00 am, Blogger Andrea Knapp said…

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I thought my mum was the only one that did that! She had a jewellry box lid with that binding stuff that they bind newspapers with and it sealed the phone! and we were tapping away like you wouldn't believe and she was oblivious!

    I am so blogrolling you!

     
  • At Wed Jun 22, 06:07:00 am, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Our house tried it too!
    I hated having to keep on tapping, so it did slow things down until a boyfriend tipped me off to hairspray. In small locks, if you squirt hairspray into the barrel, next time its unlocked all the major turning parts get stuck to each other. Its then easy to undo the only functioning bit (that makes it look and feel 'locked') with a hair grip. You got a fast finger, but I became a lock picker. And I'm not even going to postulate on the adult benefits of either......

     
  • At Wed Jun 22, 01:20:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Christ died for our sins

    Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved

     
  • At Wed Jun 22, 07:09:00 pm, Blogger Doris said…

    Ha-ha, between the post and the comments this is a prize!

    Your poor dad Steve once the phone bill came through with not only your calls but all the wrong numbers.... actually, we didn't have itemised billing in those days, did we?

    And then fitting the lock to the 0 dial. LOL

    Added depth to you Cheryl with the lock picking? I can see that if we ever meet that I will need to count the silver before you leave ;-)

     
  • At Wed Jun 22, 09:32:00 pm, Blogger Adrian said…

    Genuinely hilarious Steve, you made me laugh like an idiot.

    The post would arrive, we'd wait slightly anxiously, then from the other room Dad would shout the famous words... "get on to BT love, there has to be something wrong with this phone bill!" (keep dreaming dad).

     
  • At Thu Jun 23, 09:18:00 pm, Blogger Minerva said…

    That made me laugh... what a great post!

    Minerva

     
  • At Fri Jun 24, 11:22:00 am, Blogger Steve said…

    Andrea - Hi lovely to see you here it seems that there were lots of kids tapping all over the UK. The big question is though who found out it worked?

    Cheryl - you go up in my estimations yet again.Hope you keep in practice in case you need the skill again ;)

    Anonymous - thank you

    Doris - never mind the silver count your fingers after shaking her hand

    Adrian - Oh I can remember those days, even the electricity bill coming and my Dad saying " I'll have to phone these because they seem to have our bill mixed up with ICI's

    Minerva- Thanks glad to be of service ;)

     
  • At Fri Jun 24, 04:39:00 pm, Blogger Shane said…

    I like your comment on comments. I did especially laugh at your third comment on comment (above).

    Muchly admiring your style.

     
  • At Fri Jun 24, 08:00:00 pm, Blogger Doris said…

    LOL

     
  • At Sat Jun 25, 11:03:00 am, Blogger Red Mum said…

    Ha, came to your site via grans on bran after reading her post on the same topic after writing my own about phone bills and bloody teenagers.

    http://redmum.blogspot.com/2005/06/becoming-phone-nazi.html

    Our bills as teenagers was huge, there was three of us and we were cretans!!! BUT not as bad as my own daughter.

    Those locks were useless we always found a way around them, arrogant wee sh*ts that we were, a new one would be put on the phone and we would just wait till the adults were out of the way and work out how it worked, the tapping worked with them all, as far as i remember.

     

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