This made me laugh

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant & there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.

He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes & her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air & hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry" the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you" she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together & afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks.

They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams & he shares his.

She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap & stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"


"No," she replies . . . .








"You just happened to catch my eye."

(Oh shut up.... you know you will be telling it everyone tomorrow)