Losing my marbles!!
Lots of people that know me might be able to confirm this, but I am afraid I may be losing my marbles. Let me explain, each week I traveldown to the Midlands for a meeting with one of my trade partners where we arrange exports for the following week, sometimes we have foreign visitors ( clients, customers call them what you will) from the Ukraine, Poland, Hungary, Ghana etc ... and discuss the setting up of possible export contracts. I digress:-
Three weeks ago was just another such meeting, when a call was put through to the office we were in and my trade partner took the call, I only heard one side of the conversation it went a bit like this:
Trade partner : "Hello, nice to speak to you again, hows things?"
Pause for answer from other party
TP: "Yeah I'm fine thanks" more small talk . "What can I do for you today?"
Pause
TP : "Yeah I'd be up for that, hang on." Turns to look at me " You're up for a laugh aren't you Steve?"
Me: " Yeah why?"
TP: " OK put me down and Steve"
Then more details were requested,full name, address etc
When he put the phone down i asked " what have you just volunteered me for?"
TP " Oh its abseiling down the side of 1 Hagley Rd in Brum ( Birmingham)
Me thinking I had misheard : "What?"
He repeated and I hadn't
Me: "Are you bloody mad? How tall is this building?"
TP " Awww dont worry its not that big.Anyway I have told them you'll do it now and its for kids that are blind and stuff"
So as I said instead of saying no I said ok and thats how I ended up having an appointment next Saturday to do this
Three weeks ago was just another such meeting, when a call was put through to the office we were in and my trade partner took the call, I only heard one side of the conversation it went a bit like this:
Trade partner : "Hello, nice to speak to you again, hows things?"
Pause for answer from other party
TP: "Yeah I'm fine thanks" more small talk . "What can I do for you today?"
Pause
TP : "Yeah I'd be up for that, hang on." Turns to look at me " You're up for a laugh aren't you Steve?"
Me: " Yeah why?"
TP: " OK put me down and Steve"
Then more details were requested,full name, address etc
When he put the phone down i asked " what have you just volunteered me for?"
TP " Oh its abseiling down the side of 1 Hagley Rd in Brum ( Birmingham)
Me thinking I had misheard : "What?"
He repeated and I hadn't
Me: "Are you bloody mad? How tall is this building?"
TP " Awww dont worry its not that big.Anyway I have told them you'll do it now and its for kids that are blind and stuff"
So as I said instead of saying no I said ok and thats how I ended up having an appointment next Saturday to do this
So if you feel the need to help an old insane man make a complete fool of himself by crying whilst decending, I think, 300ft down the side of the building send some money to me via paypal ( My account is ste2601@aol.com) and I will add it to my sponsor form for Birmingham Focus on Blindness. You can have a look at their website here
Photos of me being rescued by helicopter will probably be on here some time the week after the event and in the Birmingham Evening Mail the following day.
10 Comments:
At Sun Mar 05, 01:27:00 pm, Anonymous said…
Yikes! You wouldnt catch me doing that! I get vertigo going down the stairs.
At Sun Mar 05, 02:36:00 pm, Cheryl said…
Put me down for a fiver Steve.
Sorry, I'm a bit strapped this month or it'd be more.
At Sun Mar 05, 04:46:00 pm, Badaunt said…
Blimey. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
At Sun Mar 05, 07:45:00 pm, Ally said…
Put me down for a fiver too. I'll paypal it over now before I forget. Best of luck!
At Tue Mar 07, 07:01:00 am, Le laquet said…
Bloody paypal .... are there other options? Can I send a cheque? *fumes*
At Sat Mar 11, 10:03:00 am, Doris said…
Good luck today! I would say break a leg..... but maybe not!
At Fri Mar 31, 10:38:00 pm, Andrea Knapp said…
So how DID it go or is the fact that you haven't posted a sign that you fell off the building and died?
If so, my thoughts are with your family at this time.........
:)
At Mon May 01, 07:25:00 pm, Le laquet said…
A month off ... sheesh! Some folk! :o)
At Thu May 04, 06:57:00 pm, Doris said…
You fell?!!!!!
At Thu May 04, 06:58:00 pm, Doris said…
I am so going to cringe if you came back and said that you had this or that disaster to deal with these last months.
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