Wittering Heights

Its better than talking to yourself and they can't section you for blogging, at least I hope not

Friday, October 28, 2005

How much is your Blog worth?

Nicked this link from Redmum


My blog is worth $5,645.40.
How much is your blog worth?



Needless to say I shall be cashing in tomorrow ;)

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500's:

Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour.Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children! Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no woodunderneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof.Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hungover the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.Hence the saying "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettlethat always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to showoff.It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "uppercrust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple ofdays and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running outof places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When re opening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.
They would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be"saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring! ! !

Monday, October 10, 2005

Are friends electric?

Couldnt resist using the title of the old Gary Numan song as the title for the blog after coming across this story while surfing.

For those of you who cant be bothered to follow the link, its about a man who generated so much static electricity that he caused things around him, including carpets, to burst into flames.
In fact the firemen measured his clothes and were found to be carrying an electrical charge of 40,000 volts!!I felt really sorry for this guy, then something else caught my attention :- the description of his clothing

"Frank Clewer, of the western Victorian city of Warrnambool, was wearing a synthetic nylon jacket and a woollen shirt when he went for a job interview."

I dont know about you but most people I know, if they are going for an interview for a job, would attend at their most presentable. For him to attend in a woollen shirt and a nylon jacket is just asking for it,its against all fashion rules,in fact it should be a criminal offence. So he deserves everything he got ;)
So the solution, if you dont want your carpets to burst into flames when your friends walk in through the door, is obvious...........only pick friends with taste.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Free Association 139

Another disturbing psychological look inside my brain from Lunanina

  1. Quaint:: A word I have heard lots of Americans use to describe a multitude of things when visiting Chester
  2. Rind:: Crackling, Pork Scratchings mmmmmmmm
  3. Disease:: Sickness,illness. Men have serious diseases like triple pneumonia ( women call it a cold)
  4. Queer:: Nowt so queer as folk
  5. Pork:: I know i should put pig or roast but in the UK it is also a term for having sex with someone i.e did you get to pork her?
  6. Soaked:: Wet through, wet and warm is ok but I hate being wet and cold
  7. Skeleton:: Bones, Dr McCoy, Star trek
  8. Mold:: a nice place in Wales, near a lovely lake at Bala
  9. Finished:: Relief
  10. Buffalo:: The old joke: whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?...... You cant wash your hands in a buffalo